I did actually email this out to a few people, so I apologize if you’ve read this twice.
So here’s a funny vignette for you all. Or not. And a note for all you potential bureaucrats—on the job injuries involve a lot of paperwork—even more if you have to go to the hospital (I did not).
It’s a little hard to describe the room I was working in today, but instead of it having nice hanging curtains like we’re all used to, the curtains are attached to frames that swing out from the windows when you want light. These frames are made of wrought iron in this case. I, on the other hand, am made of flesh and bone. And blood. A lot of that. Well, a little less now.
I was mopping part of the floor by hand, and because we had vacuums plugged into all the outlets in the room so we could hoover everything down, we actually had the curtains open so we could see. Laurel will know how much of a rarity this is in a house museum. Unfortunately, the frame was open right above my head, so when I went to stand up, I brained myself on the frame. I sat down really rather abruptly, and grabbed my head. Eventually, Jon (another intern) asked what happened, and if I’d be ok. I said yes, but wanted to put my Nalgene bottle on my head for a bit first, so the swelling wouldn’t be so bad (because it’s rather toasty here, I freeze my bottle the night before—another note: don’t overfill a Nalgene or strange quasi-molecular things can happen to the bottle).
This turned out to be a good idea, as it put me next to the bathroom in that section of the building (unfunctioning, but it did have a mirror). I had a bandana on, as my hair is now chin-length and doesn’t pull back very well, and I noticed that my white bandana had a not small red patch on it. Then I really freaked out–a bruised cranium is a bit sore, but a bleeding one is bad news. So I rather abruptly went to our office (Jon offered to drive me, but turns out he couldn’t have, since the little vehicle we use was by the office, which is only about 50 meters away). Beth the amazing office goddess (she’s a Park Ranger) found me gauze, and I grabbed a comb so I could look at the cut—and clean the blood out of my hair. Yeah. It bled for like an hour. Not hugely, after a time, but head wounds do that. And it turns out I whacked myself on the corner of the wrought iron, since the cut is only like 3 millimeters long. But damn it hurts. And it’s probably bleeding again this evening, since I’ve been poking at it.
The worst part of all of this though? The fact that I had to fill out paperwork. Actually, the fact that Beth had to call HR to find the paperwork, since the easy online filing system sucks, that Jon had to fill out the witness portion, and that a supervisor had to fill out a really long portion. Then we all sign, I get a copy, Beth gets a copy, HR gets a copy, and probably some dude named Joe-Bob the way this is going. And this is just for record keeping—if I were actually going to the hospital for stitches there’d be like 20 pages more of work to fill out. So I decided that I don’t need a tetanus shot. I think I got one a few years ago. Oh well, if I start exhibiting signs, I’ll go in to Pahrump. Yes, that is the name of the closest town. Pahrump Nevada. Gee-fucking-haw.